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The New Tone Deaf McDonalds Advert Titled Dead Dad

I’m Not Loving’ It

So Soon after the poorly thought out Kendall Jenner Pepsi advert (jeeze! if i tried to give a riot cop a Pepsi my skull would be head caved in before i can say Malcolm X) the Brits have come up with their own tasteless take on pulling the heartstrings.

So basically the premise is that the burgers killed the dad and now the mother wants to kill her child slowly, one artery at a time, as a way of removing any trace of pain. I may be wrong.

I really wanted to reversion the entire advert but knew it would be taken down as fast food outlets have no sense of humour.

THAT Jeremy Clarkson Top Gear Text


Jeremy Clarkson, ex presenter of Top Gear, and¬†nowadays known as a loose fisted media thug. If he had an ounce of remorse this would be the text he sent to Oisin Tymon but the twat doesn’t have a decent bone in his body so these¬†“sympathetic texts” rarely come out of his phone.

 

Michael Bay Mentalism

Lego, Paramount Pictures and Michael Bay team up to make this ultra testosterone filled action-balls. The budget for one of his films is the same as the GDP of India.

Oh, and it stars that geek from The Office. Who knew?

Techno Rigor Mortis

Meet Jane.

Jane loves Techno music.

Jane listens to Techno music 24/7 and now due to her constant dance moves is now unable to move any part of her body.

So please donate generously to the CalmDownTechnoMoves charity and remember that Techno music should be enjoyed in moderation.

Jane is now crippled with Rigor Mortis for life/ Don’t be Jane

Danny Dyer 5 Point Plot Breakdown

If you want to be in the Danny Dyer film making business, you have to make films that follow the rules.

These are the rules and don’t stray from them otherwise you will end up with a good movie. Danny doesn’t like good movies. If you don’t believe me, watch (or don’t) the one where he plays an amnesiac taxi driver with two birds on the go. It truly lives up to his surname.