It is amazing how the Lego Brand can stay relevant in changing times. A toy for every occasion that matched the current mood.
Category: dirt box
The new advertising campaign by mcdonalds reminded me of an iconic album cover. Took me a while to remember which and with that revelation I decided to ultra customised their shit chicken campaign to make it more relevant to public tastes.
There is nothing more refreshing than an honest advertising campaign!
I’m Not Loving’ It
So Soon after the poorly thought out Kendall Jenner Pepsi advert (jeeze! if i tried to give a riot cop a Pepsi my skull would be head caved in before i can say Malcolm X) the Brits have come up with their own tasteless take on pulling the heartstrings.
So basically the premise is that the burgers killed the dad and now the mother wants to kill her child slowly, one artery at a time, as a way of removing any trace of pain. I may be wrong.
I really wanted to reversion the entire advert but knew it would be taken down as fast food outlets have no sense of humour.
Jane loves Techno music.
Jane listens to Techno music 24/7 and now due to her constant dance moves is now unable to move any part of her body.
So please donate generously to the CalmDownTechnoMoves charity and remember that Techno music should be enjoyed in moderation.
Jane is now crippled with Rigor Mortis for life/ Don’t be Jane
If you want to be in the Danny Dyer film making business, you have to make films that follow the rules.
These are the rules and don’t stray from them otherwise you will end up with a good movie. Danny doesn’t like good movies. If you don’t believe me, watch (or don’t) the one where he plays an amnesiac taxi driver with two birds on the go. It truly lives up to his surname.