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May 2016 03

Jeremy Clarkson, ex presenter of Top Gear, and¬†nowadays known as a loose fisted media thug. If he had an ounce of remorse this would be the text he sent to Oisin Tymon but the twat doesn’t have a decent bone in his body so these¬†“sympathetic texts” rarely come out of his phone.


Mar 2016 31

Lego, Paramount Pictures and Michael Bay team up to make this ultra testosterone filled action-balls. The budget for one of his films is the same as the GDP of India.

Oh, and it stars that geek from The Office. Who knew?

Mar 2016 26

What better way to invigorate the Marvel franchise than adding an eccentric director into the mix. Just what action movies need! A decent homoerotic sexually charged action movie.

Mar 2016 17

Meet Jane.

Jane loves Techno music.

Jane listens to Techno music 24/7 and now due to her constant dance moves is now unable to move any part of her body.

So please donate generously to the CalmDownTechnoMoves charity and remember that Techno music should be enjoyed in moderation.

Jane is now crippled with Rigor Mortis for life/ Don’t be Jane

Feb 2016 28

If you want to be in the Danny Dyer film making business, you have to make films that follow the rules.

These are the rules and don’t stray from them otherwise you will end up with a good movie. Danny doesn’t like good movies. If you don’t believe me, watch (or don’t) the one where he plays an amnesiac taxi driver with two birds on the go. It truly lives up to his surname.