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Nov 2015 03

Teaser poster for the feature script I am writing about 2 guys who start doing stand up comedy and have a chaotic adventure that will test their friendship.

Oct 2015 22

Now that is a play I want to see! David Suchet breaks Theatre convention to be Ernest Borgnine in drag! Coming soon to The National.

Sep 2015 13


The King Kong game show where you attempt to be the ultimate Bez. The main aim is to survive two weeks of touring while taking a large amount of class A drugs.

The contestants will spend 14 days playing at various live venues dancing, shaking the maracas in the evenings and spend the rest of the time scouring the crappiest drug dens and scoring as many illicit drugs as one can ingest.

The winner will be the one who has scored the most drugs, played in the most mediocre way and survived the ordeal.

The judges will be Bez himself, teamed by the speccy pensioner from The Apprentice and Mark E. Smith from The Fall. All seasoned veterans of chemical ingesting and all night partying.

The name of the game is to have fun and stay alive, all interspersed with CGI recreation and pending Channel 4 lawyers decision on hard drugs shown in a post watershed slot.

Sep 2015 08


Aug 2015 13

Dear Mr Corbyn
I write this letter with hands that are crippled with rage.

I do this so you don’t get deflated when the press and institutions stab you not so much in the back but in the front so they can see the fear in your eyes.

You are destined to fail.

There, I said it

As a fellow Labour-ite, I say this as a cautionary tale of how the system works. One which I discovered the hard way as I traipsed around the country selling my ideals.