Danny Dyer Fictional Quotes 2

            Part 2 of cheeky mucker and genuine cockney bollocks Danny Dyer. Harold Pinter loved him… not Harold Shipman though, the latter wanted him dead.

Danny Dyer Fictional Quotes 1

Danny Dyer/The man/ the legend/ There is nothing he can say that will make you inspired so I went out and made up some shit to double down on his inspiration

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