Part 2 of cheeky mucker and genuine cockney bollocks Danny Dyer. Harold Pinter loved him… not Harold Shipman though, the latter wanted him dead.
Danny Dyer/The man/ the legend/ There is nothing he can say that will make you inspired so I went out and made up some shit to double down on his inspiration
And the post Christmas drink alcoholism aware campaign starts with this, a lovingly recreated advert with libellous characters from your children’s favourite toys. If it was a Marvel toy i would have been taken out by… Read More
Teaser poster for the feature script I am writing about 2 guys who start doing stand up comedy and have a chaotic adventure that will test their friendship.
Now that is a play I want to see! David Suchet breaks Theatre convention to be Ernest Borgnine in drag! Coming soon to The National.
The King Kong game show where you attempt to be the ultimate Bez. The main aim is to survive two weeks of touring while taking a large amount of class A drugs. The contestants will spend 14… Read More
Dear Mr Corbyn I write this letter with hands that are crippled with rage. I do this so you don’t get deflated when the press and institutions stab you not so much in the back but… Read More
Now that the unmuzzled Conservative Party have been voted in for a largely uninspiring 2015, they have pushed a plan to combat encryption techniques like Whatsapp, that bad bad thing that allows people to hold secrets…. Read More
Just happened to earwig some daytime drunks while walking through my local park