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Dick Fatoush e-book on self defence

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Coming soon, the special e-book for those who have to walk the rough streets aided only by street lighting.

Learn self defence the Lebanese way/ The Dick Fatoush Way

 

Dick Fatoush Asos advert

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When the comedy series Dick Fatoush is released  everyone will be dressing in the style of the Lebanese detective.

So buy your own olive green jacket from Asos and get with the fashion, It will be the modern day Bee Gees circa Saturday Night Fever couture

Virginia Woolf: Mentalist

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Take a grim writer and put her in a fish-out-of-water setting and as some Hollywood mentalist would say voila, cinema magic!

This is a Hollywood re-imagining starring crazy-woman Virginia Woolf in a Wall Street setting.

Cocaine fuelled larceny and other tales of ordinary madness.

 

BBC Television pitch

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So, i have the ability to login to the BBC online commissioning site and submit ideas but in reality nothing will ever be commissioned here as the “pickers” have their own relationships.

This doesn’t mean i can’t submit wacky ideas (I mean, where did Gogglebox or Benefits Street come from?) so here is one of my ideas.

God forbid it actually gets to the meeting stage but stranger things have happened!

Dick Fatoush teaser poster 2

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A comedy of Middle Eastern errors and an ambiguous poster to go with it

filming commencing shortly and pretty soon everyone will be getting Dick.

 

Dick Fatoush: The Return

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Production commencing soon on the comedy pilot,  Dick Fatoush: The Lebanese Detective.

The Lebanese mentalist with a heart of Gold is back to kick some crimefighting bottom.

 

Michael Bay Transformers Pitch

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In all the wacky ways Hollywood operates, this is how i assume mentalist director Michael Bay got his money to make the deafening lifeless action spectacle that is vehemently anti-art

 

Comics make great actors

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When it comes to film roles, one thing you will consistently notice is that people who come from a background of live stand up comedy can seamlessly play dramatic parts convincingly and to critical acclaim. Look at Jim Carrey, Robin Williams and Steve Coogan. When they play dramatic and/or darker characters they garner rave reviews.

Ever thought about that? It’s not something you would think works but it does.

You see, most stand-up comics make observations about life around them, they are extremely observant of people’s mannerisms. Their routines are consistently based on mimicking. Where method actors get into character, these performers do that anyway night after night over a period of years. One other person of note who transitioned successfully was Lee Evans in Funny Bones.

So when a challenging part comes along(Truman Show, One Hour Photo, Philomena) they can get the right low key performance because of their on the job training.

On the flipside when it comes to actors playing comics it’s the opposite. Take for example Lawrence Olivier, he played a comic in a role and was acclaimed for playing the character as awkward. After all, comics are awkward people in real life. When asked about the role he admitted he played it that way because he felt awkward doing the role.

Also, look at someone more contemporary like Seth Rogan. When he played a comic in Funny People aka Unfunny Film he wasn’t convincing as a live act, more like an actor awkwardly trying to play a comic. Well, I wasn’t convinced but Adam Sandler was good as he had a background in live comedy which made his part more interesting.

Next time you watch a film have a think.

 

Drug Deal Disclaimer Short Film

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Finally completed and ready for the festival circuit is the short film directed by Sandip Mahal.

What happens when a drug dealer is a bit smart about the job he is in and has to protect himself from unwarranted litigation? 
One particular customer finds out the hard way when his attempt at a quick deal suddenly becomes a battle of wills.

You can watch the film on Vimeo here

 

Dick Fatoush 2.0

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He’s back!

The sequel to the not-exactly-acclaimed short documentary about the Lebanese crime fighter working for the Metropolitan Police.

In this follow up we delve further into the past of everybody’s favourite Dick as he tries to make sense of his ever evolving lifestyle.

Green Glasses and dodgy criminals will never be the same again.

To see the original short, click here