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Techno Rigor Mortis

Meet Jane.

Jane loves Techno music.

Jane listens to Techno music 24/7 and now due to her constant dance moves is now unable to move any part of her body.

So please donate generously to the CalmDownTechnoMoves charity and remember that Techno music should be enjoyed in moderation.

Jane is now crippled with Rigor Mortis for life/ Don’t be Jane