Michael Bay Mentalism

Lego, Paramount Pictures and Michael Bay team up to make this ultra testosterone filled action-balls. The budget for one of his films is the same as the GDP of India.

Oh, and it stars that geek from The Office. Who knew?

Saving Private Ryan vs Fury Plot Line

We all know certain films are mirror images but doing a plot comparison of Saving Private Ryan and Fury, you can see this is literally the same script rewritten with tanks.

At least the latter doesn’t suffer from the late entry of Matt Damon but funnily enough share a short character in the support cast (Giovanni Ribs vs Shia Labeouf).

Cinema is a strange beast.

 

 

Virginia Woolf: Mentalist

Take a grim writer and put her in a fish-out-of-water setting and as some Hollywood mentalist would say voila, cinema magic!

This is a Hollywood re-imagining starring crazy-woman Virginia Woolf in a Wall Street setting.

Cocaine fuelled larceny and other tales of ordinary madness.

 

Michael Bay Transformers Pitch

In all the wacky ways Hollywood operates, this is how i assume mentalist director Michael Bay got his money to make the deafening lifeless action spectacle that is vehemently anti-art

 

production company alt: logo

Deciding on a ridiculously sensationalistic production company name i decided to try out with this sleazy name in the good spirit of the grind-house distributers.

I have yet to incorporate this as legitimate enterprise but the door is open (as it were)