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Zaftul: A New Superhero

Everyone needs a super hero and there is none better that Zaftul. Part time butcher and full time crime fighter.

Gifted with skills in cutting meat and having absolutely no sense of humour, he is your man to help wreak revenge with his berserker rage!

Currently pitching this idea which is technically a hard sell. The best way to sell this is “a Middle Eastern version of Bergerac”

 

Dukes Of Hounslow Sitcom Pitch

Here is the latest idea I am touting around. Simply put it is like Dukes of Hazard but set in the lovely town of Hounslow. Obviously there are no other similarities to that iconic show so i will not have to pay royalties. There is no Rosco P Coltrane, Sexy Denim pants or a car with a stupid name.

There is however petrol headed car action and fast paced dialogue in an urban neighbourhood featuring two Indian lead characters. Think of it as Eastenders twinned with Top Gear and featuring some Asian kids.

 

Dada’s Army: A Channel 4 commission Part 1

The premise is simple, take a well known show and flip it. This is the teaser poster but i will be posting the proper pitch as sent to the Official Channel 4 commissioning portal.

Let’s see if they would be interested in the idea

 

BBC Commission for a great show!

With the proliferation of wacky themed shows filling our airwaves there is nothing better than pitching one myself to the BBC.

This one can’t be as bad as Gogglebox or the new one, Gogglebox in the kitchen. And lest we forget the classic fixed rig camera show set in a pub.

One thinks that i may be waiting a long time for them to get back to me.

Dick Fatoush sleep video sponsored by Johnny Depp

Proudly sponsored by Johnny Depp, A strangely hypnotic video from Dick Fatoush designed to help put your kids slowly to sleep. Part of the range of self help digital media designed to improve your life in general.

These wordless instructional videos can make you a champion of society no matter what language you speak and remember, Mondays will never be the same after watching this on a constant loop for 20 hours.

 

Dick Fatoush Dirty Harry 2.0

From the forthcoming short film Dick Fatoush: The Lebanese Detective is the mini trailer of the film within the short.

A sort of lebanese remake of the Clint Eastwood franchise set in London standing in for San Francisco, crime will never look the same again once Dick is on the beat

Bill Oddie BBC Pitch

The BBC bird watching show is popular but very 1950’s and in dire need of updating for a younger generation so what better way is there than pitching this great idea. A human side of the bird watching franchise along the lines of One Dead Every Minute (or whatever it’s called).

To anyone in the know this is a genuine BBC Commissioning window and let’s face it, the idea itself can make the BBC the new Channel 4.

 

Dick Fatoush Asos advert

The first and truly groundbreaking interactive Asos advert selling non political Lebanese couture.

Just in time for the upcoming Dick Fatoush 2.0 short film