Tag: mark kermode

Danny Dyer 5 Point Plot Breakdown

If you want to be in the Danny Dyer film making business, you have to make films that follow the rules.

These are the rules and don’t stray from them otherwise you will end up with a good movie. Danny doesn’t like good movies. If you don’t believe me, watch (or don’t) the one where he plays an amnesiac taxi driver with two birds on the go. It truly lives up to his surname.

Alt: America’s Next Top Model

GQ magazine controversially voted him as one of the top 20 best dressed people so why not resurrect the career of this nazi fashionista as one of the talent scouts for the top telly series America’s Next Top Model. This left field signing can boost the ratings and give a different spin on what it is to be a model (in more ways than one).

The contestants will need to field strip a rifle after dark as one of the tasks.