Episode 2 of The Mungbeaners where, upon a FaceTime update with Tarquin, Farqua gets through to Martin Scorsese’s office to pitch the cinematic spectacle that Cannes will hail as Cinema De La Fish.
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I watch shit films all the time and this gives me a high tolerance of crap cinema. I mean there is always something in a poorly made film to keep the interest but watching Colour City makes me feel like this is the worst film ever with absolutely no redeeming values contained within. This wasn’t even a gift from me to me as I went with my kids to watch it in the cinema.
Plot: a bunch of crayons come alive and go to a parallel dimension where crayons live a normal life…such a terrible premise and should have been aborted. Alas due to a possible creative drought and the producers having no taste, it was pushed through to production.
My kids enjoyed it but then again they will probably stare at Warhol’s Campbell Soup and just think of dinner and not appreciate art as it stands in the modern world.
But I digress
This film had atrociously poor animation with a crew that I suspect was suffering from Parkinson’s and songs that are truly,truly terrible and unmemorable. Elton John this is NOT! A poor imitation of some television animation from the 60’s, you would think things would have progressed after Bod and Morph but alas not.
Crayon Bollocks (as i have nicknamed it) is truly the Lidl of cinema and I think next time will purely stick to Pixar animation or some branded piece of entertainment.
1 star and a disappointed morning.
Everyone needs a super hero and there is none better that Zaftul. Part time butcher and full time crime fighter.
Gifted with skills in cutting meat and having absolutely no sense of humour, he is your man to help wreak revenge with his berserker rage!
Currently pitching this idea which is technically a hard sell. The best way to sell this is “a Middle Eastern version of Bergerac”
The television industry has covered nearly every aspect of the Good War from Dunkirk to D-Day and exhausted nearly every creative angle….
All except for this titillatingly obscure historical novelty.
Motorized German soldiers doing inter-battle kinkiness while dressed in combat gear. Who would have thought?
Re-think what you will of Dogging being a modern day event, this should be the final word in World War 2 documentaries.
From the forthcoming short film Dick Fatoush: The Lebanese Detective is the mini trailer of the film within the short.
A sort of lebanese remake of the Clint Eastwood franchise set in London standing in for San Francisco, crime will never look the same again once Dick is on the beat
Finally completed and ready for the festival circuit is the short film directed by Sandip Mahal.
What happens when a drug dealer is a bit smart about the job he is in and has to protect himself from unwarranted litigation?
One particular customer finds out the hard way when his attempt at a quick deal suddenly becomes a battle of wills.
You can watch the film on Vimeo here