Another poster for my alt:sitcom. Now is the time to start writing it and bringing to life the maniacal beast that are the Junkie Dolls. It’s like Friends but rated X.
He’s back! The sequel to the not-exactly-acclaimed short documentary about the Lebanese crime fighter working for the Metropolitan Police. In this follow up we delve further into the past of everybody’s favourite Dick as he tries… Read More
So, one of the many chintzy spam-lite emails I get tells me that with a simple modest payment I can write in the same style as Tarantino, well for the first 15 pages at least. I… Read More
Read the above synopsis! It’s from an already released movie (albeit straight to DVD). Dull right? Now, i am trying to write an elevator pitch to sell my film idea and everywhere i read it… Read More
What film with a black lead hit number 1 at the US Box Office? Oh, and didn’t star Denzel Washington or Eddie Murphy? Well, this feature by Lee Daniels, coming soon after the truly amazing Precious… Read More
In the spirit of televisual racism and stereotyping i have written some notes ideas for series 2 of the classic BBC comedy Mr Khan 2.0 Anything else i can do to help please email me at… Read More
Text comment sent from @wifemotherloco. Sadly she remains unimpressed by The Thin White Duke aka David Bowie
In a fit of creativity and attempting to get some free goodies from the fashion houses i decided to write a letter to each and every one of them, startinf off with Dolce and Gabbana… Read More
A pointed comment made by wife about legendary political mentalist Margaret. Thatcher.
Here is something I don’t get; I get grilled about getting the perfect one line pitch that sells a sitcom script. Fine, it’s all good as nobody needs to hear some meandering semi nebulous idea of… Read More